Saturday, July 23, 2005

My hobby?

I was on this boat trip with a group of divers. They dived, they jumped into the middle of the rough sea from the deck for fun when the boat is not moving (these 2, you can just kill me and I wouldn’t do) they talked about how they dive, the gears, the underwater world and etc. I’m the only alien on the boat. I don’t dive plus I sure will not risk my life and jump into the open sea in the middle of no where. I did ask myself why was I there? Mostly, it’s because I wanted to see what Twain does on his dive trip, what is a dive trip like and partly also I don’t want to be apart from him for 1 whole week.

One evening when I was watching the sunset on the deck holding a Reader Digest in my hand (not that I can read when the water is so rough), a girl came by and asked me: you don’t dive, so what is your hobby? Gosh…leave me alone, I hate this question. Why does she need to ask me anything about hobby? About activities we do in our own time? I know…I know…I’m neither a sophisticated diver nor a golfer. I don’t jog and I don’t hike. I don’t do a lot of things ok.

Should I just tell her the truth about my hobby? That my hobby is shopping, yoga, Pilates and social dancing (it’s just that I haven’t started all that), reading (see, I’m holding a book now), watching TV, cooking and baking (it’s just that I seldom cook and bake), and listening to music. Can activities that we seldom or never do be listed as our hobby?

I don’t like sports, water sports, I hate all cardio activities, and if I so call like doing yoga, Pilates and social dancing how come I’m not doing any of that yet? Is there any one else out there without a proper hobby or is it just me?

I’m just a lazy lazy person full of crap. All I do is sit or laze around, watch TV, then watch TV again, and again…oh my God! I basically do nothing but sit, lazing around and watch TV?! Should I tell her now that this is my hobby? But why can my lips move? Am I being ashamed of telling anyone about my hobby? I think I absolutely am. Even if this is a real hobby, it is so unhealthy. Other then exhausting my eyes more, I don’t even need to move any other of my body parts except my thumb. What a lazy arse I am! I hate myself.

Oh, my hobby? I read, I go shopping, and suddenly gardening came to my mind so I added that (but the only thing is that I didn’t tell her what is in my garden is mostly water plant which again you don’t need to do much). She must be thinking what an airheaded fool I’m. Why even bother.
Thinking to myself after that, is having tea and chit-chat with a group of friends considering hobby? If yes, then I will have 1 more hobby to make my hobby list a total of 4.

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