Words Women Use

A friend of mine sent me this and I was laughing my lungs out reading it not only because visualizing these words being used is entertaining but also because it is so true!
I am giving my personal salute to the person who record every single detail of these "coding".
Here's to help the men out there from getting into a lot of shit by learning and understanding the women's coding and therefore avoid the disasters from hitting.

"Fine"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
"Five minutes"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. "Five minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

"Nothing"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

"Go ahead"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing".

"That's okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

"Whatever"
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ you!